AUDIO: WOMAN HAD METH IN HER ACCORDION
Tacoma, Washington, police arrested a woman last Tuesday who was discovered to have seven pounds of methamphetamine stashed in her accordion (* not a euphamism). Working on a tip, a Tacoma police drug dog searched the woman’s vehicle, alerting agents to the accordion. Inside was 7.25 pounds of methamphetamine in seven vacuum-sealed packages. The 30-year-old was charged with possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver.
* It’s like she was on her way to an all-night polka rave.
* I’m impressed by that drug dog working on a tip. Does it actually answer the phone and ask questions and stuff?
* No charges for possessing the accordion?
* Somebody ratted out an accordion player and got them sent to jail? Totally understandable.
* It’s only a matter of time before she moves on to the harder stuff, like a keytar.
* Seven pounds of meth? Back in the day, that would have lasted Charlie Sheen an entire afternoon.
CLIP: What a meth-ed up accordionist might sound like. (Weird Al Yankovic)
