DETROIT TIGERS: FIFTH THIRD PARK
Say it five times fast.
CUSTODY EXCHANGE TURNS INTO GUN BATTLE
Child Protective Services: “There goes my weekend.”
HARD MOUNTAIN DEW OFFERS $1 MILLON FOR PROOF OF BIGFOOT
Alcohol may be involved.
NEW YORK CITY’S NEW SOLAR-POWERED PUBLIC TOILETS
The toilet of tomorrow… orrow… orrow… orrow…
POLICE NAB 650 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER DESTINED FOR PRANKING
It would’ve been an awesome prank, no doubt.
TOYS ‘R’ US IS BOUNCING BACK
Out of the way, kid.
NYC NIGHTCLUB REWARDS YOU FOR BRINGING YOUR PARENTS
So that’s how it is in their family.
TOY HALL OF FAME ANNOUNCES NOMINEES
Don’t toy with me.
KID CHARGES $118,000 TO DAD’S CREDIT CARD FOR YOUTUBE ADVERTISING
Advertising: it works, maybe a little too well.