ALLIGATOR ON THE CAR ROOF
Hey, somebody left a perfectly good alligator by the side of the road!
POLICE APOLOGIZE FOR NAMING WRONG MAN AS FECES SMEARER
Gee, sorry about that and all.
SLINGSHOT VANDALS ARRESTED
Somebody’s asses are in a sling.
AUDIO: “JESSICA” STOPS BABY TANTRUMS
It really works!
ARTEMIS ASTRONAUT NAMES MOON CRATER AFTER HIS LATE WIFE
You fly up there, you can do it too.
TODDLER CRAWLS INTO WOLF PEN
What big eyes you have, Grandma.
BURGLAR STEALS $58,000 COUCH SET
Sofa, so long.
STILL PROBLEMS WITH THE TOILET ON THE ARTEMIS 2
Whizzing through space.
WHEN FRYING PANS ATTACK
“What’s for dinner?” “Duck!”