SKYDIVERS SPOT PLANE CRASH, JUMP TO THE RESCUE
Help from above.
UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA STUDENT JUMPS ON COUCH, FALLS OUT WINDOW
College drop out.
DRUNK DRIVER HANDS OFFICER AN AVOCADO
Guac and roll.
FRATERNITY HAZING MADE PLEDGES EAT A GOLDFISH
Double secret probation!
MAN CRASHES INTO SUPERMARKET TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
Doorbuster specials!
TWO CRANES FALL ONTO SAME HOUSE
Fg = m x g
HOT TARANTULA SINGLES
Eight arms to hold you.
HEY, LET’S BUILD A BASEBALL FIELD IN A NATIONAL PARK
Someone got hit with a beanball.
BEE BED THERAPY
Ho-hum.
RAMEN NOODLES TURN BLOOD RED
Just add water. I said WATER, Vlad.