NCAA BRACKET, AS PREDICTED BY AI
Not perfect, but pretty, pretty good.
MAN ROBS SIX BANKS, GETS $605
Crime doesn’t pay.
PATIENT WON’T LEAVE HOSPITAL
Next time… on The Pitt.
PYTHON SNAKES PRODUCE APPETITE SUPPRESSANT
So, eat a snake?
RESTAURANT ROBOT GOES NUTS
Jane, how do you stop this crazy thing!
MAN BREAKS CHIHULY GLASS SCULPTURES AT MUSEUM
A smashing good time!
IDIOTS BREAK A MAMMOTH TUSK AT MUSEUM
♫ Just tell me that you want me. ♪♫ – Fleetwood Mac
LANDLORD TOSSED TARANTULA DOWN THE STAIRS TO HARASS TENANT
My spider-sense is tingling.
DEFENDANT ATTEMPTS TO PAY BAIL WITH BOGUS BILLS
“Here, judge, and keep the change.”