TEACHER CAUGHT ON CAMERA URINATING IN CLASS BEFORE STUDENTS ARRIVE
Piss/Fail
SOUTHWEST AIRLINES TO CLEAN ONLY THE EXPENSIVE SEATS
Sorry, plebes.
IF YOU FALL INTO THE CROCODILE PIT AT DISNEY WORLD… SAYANORA!
This is a fast, turbulent ride. Hang on to your baby.
MAN STEALS FLAMINGO FROM THE FLAMINGO HOTEL
Flight risk.
CBD OIL PLANT EXPLODES IN NEW JERSEY
Up in smoke.
PRO BOWLER LOSES BALLS
Castrated, one might say.
A FRENCHMAN’S GUIDE TO TEXAS
Oui are not amused.
MICROSOFT FILES PATENT ON AI THAT WILL FINISH YOUR VIDEO GAME FOR YOU
Can’t you just cheat?
MIAMI DEVELOPER MUST REBUILD HALF-DEMOLISHED CONDO TOWER
Sometimes, you SHOULD ask first, and not count on begging for forgiveness later.