INMATE ASKS JUDGE FOR MORE PRISON TIME
Glutton for punishment.
ARTEMIS 2: PROBLEMS WITH THE TOILET
It’s not rocket science.
THE LOOFAH CODE OF THE VILLAGES
As believable as The DaVinci Code.
ELEPHANT BREAKS OUT OF PEN, GOES FOR A WALK AROUND THE ZOO
Until her walk was truncated.
KING CHARLES IS COMING TO AMERICA
It’s good to be the king.
THE 2026 TOP GROCERY BAGGER
American hero.
BARBIE DREAM FEST A NIGHTMARE
A real snooze-fest.
RECORD-SETTING LOTTERY WINNER ARRESTED FOR FOURTH TIME
Money can’t fix stupid.
FATHER ARRESTED FOR PUTTING UP STOP SIGNS ON DANGEROUS STREET
Crime of the century.