DRESS LIKE A COW FOR CHICK-FIL-A
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AUDIO: WEIRD COINCIDENCES
Picture this.
EX-DATING APP GIRLFRIEND STALKS MAN
But I brought wine.
AIR PASSENGER MARCHED OFF PLANE FOR TAKING SNACK OFF THE CART
Punishable by death, I believe.
CUSTOMER DIES AT SUPERMARKET BAKING AISLE, STORE REMAINS OPEN
Not the the greatest thing since sliced bread.
DANGER PANTS
The worse for wear.
UNITED COMES UP WITH EARLY BAGGAGE DROPOFF
Another million-dollar idea from those airline geniuses.
YELLOWSTONE BISON FLIPS SANTA CLAUS
Ooo, right in the ruts.
DAD TOSSES BRAT SON’S NINTENDO SWITCH OUT OF A MOVING CAR
“I frisbeed that thing.”