MAN ARRESTED FOR GROPING THE EASTER BUNNY
Dumb bunny.
MAN PLANTS TOMATO SEEDS FROM A QUARTER POUNDER, GROWS TOMATOES
Now do milk shakes!
BIKINI WOMAN RESCUED FROM CLIFF
She’s bluffing.
CONNECTICUT ATM THIEVES HAVE STOLEN THREE
Breaking the bank.
EASTER CANDY TO BE – SURPRISE! – MORE EXPENSIVE
“Because eff you, that’s why.” – E. Bunny
BANK ROBBER POSTED FACEBOOK SELFIE JUST BEFORE ROBBERY
Like and follow!
LOCAL HISTORIANS REJECT PLANS FOR TOWN SLINKY MUSEUM
It rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs.
NEW! METH-HEAD BARBIE
(Narcan not included.)