NAKED MAN STANDS ON NEW YORK CITY STREET FOR THREE DAYS
Bare season.
TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL FINAL SCORE: 105-14
But the game wasn’t as close as it appears.
MINNESOTA DRUG DEALER OFFERED REWARDS CARD
Psychedelic travel points, baby!
THEFT SUSPECT RUNS OUT OF STORE RIGHT INTO COP
Easiest bust ever.
CANDY CORN PERFUME
If you wear it, you’ll get snickers.
HOMEOWNER FINED FOR GROWING VEGETABLES IN HIS FRONT YARD
It’s kind of a corny story.
MAN APOLOGIZES, THEN DROPS PANTS
A sorry sight.
THREE FLORIDA MEN PELT WAFFLE HOUSE WITH BEEF STICKS
The jerky boys!
MUSICIAN WANTED FOR BOOKING, CANCELING GIGS
Morrissey, is that you?
TOASTED CHILDREN SYNDROME
Mmmmmm….toasted.