MARATHONER LED OFF-COURSE BY LEAD BIKE, LOSES FIRST PLACE
Stupid GPS.
AUDIO: NEWS ANCHOR & WEATHERMAN ARGUE ON-AIR
Breaking news…your face!
INDIANA DOCTOR HAS LICENSE SUSPENDED FOR MISCONDUCT. AND HOW.
It’s okay, I’m a doctor.
MAN RESCUED AFTER DAYS IN MUD PIT
That sinking feeling.
THE ALPINE DIVORCE
But officer, I thought she was right behind me.
BURGER KING INSTALLS NEW AI SYSTEM FOR EMPLOYEES
You forgot to say thank you [zzzzzap!]
THE TOOTH FAIRY: $5.84
Toothflation.
COUPLE HAS FRYING PAN BATTLE
Too many kooks.
IMPORTANT PRODUCT RECALL: BONER BEARS CHOCOLATE SYRUP
Ask your doctor.