AUDIO: MAN STEALS FROM WHOLE FOODS
Five trips, $21,000.
FLORIDA MAN STEALS SEPTIC TANK
A going concern.
BUC-EE’S GETS AN “F” FROM THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU
Eat here. Get Gas.
UFC FIGHTERS TO TRAIN FBI AGENTS
Anaconda choke.
EPISCOPAL PRIEST ACCUSED OF STEALING BASEBALL CARDS FROM WALMART
Thous shalt not steal home.
CALL A BOOMER
Reach out and touch someone old.
WOMEN FLY FAKE CROWS INTO PRISON YARD
This plan was for the birds.
WOMAN HOLDS SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR HUSBAND AT COSTCO
Surprise! Albacore Tuna, $17.99 for 6 cans (limit 30).
HAZMAT INCIDENT AT DISNEYLAND’S STAR TOURS
And I thought it smelled bad on the outside.