TOWN UNVEILS WORLD’S TALLEST NUTCRACKER
Welcome to Tourist Trap, Minnesota!
KID USES ROPING SKILLS TO SAVE DROWNING MAN
Yippee-ti-ay!
MIRROR IN SPACE APPROVED
♫ I’m walkin’ on sunshine, ooo-oo… ♪♪
LAWYER TRIES TO WEASEL OUT OF MORTGAGE, CLAIMING TO BE BI-POLAR
Lawyering at its finest.
NAKED MAN SURFS MOVING LOCOMOTIVE
Driver 8, take a break.
PIGEON GETS OXYGEN FROM FIREFIGHTER
This story’s for the birds.
STANDARD TIME VS. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
A long time coming.
MAN RESCUED FROM PORTA POTTY – TRAPPED UNDER THE SEAT
Perhaps he misunderstood the instructions.
SCHOOL TO BE FIRST TO GET HUMANOID ROBOT TEACHER
Danger, Will Robinson!