HEY, LET’S BUILD A BASEBALL FIELD IN A NATIONAL PARK
Someone got hit with a beanball.
BEE BED THERAPY
Ho-hum.
RAMEN NOODLES TURN BLOOD RED
Just add water. I said WATER, Vlad.
GOLDFISH CRACKER CLUSTERS SELLING FOR $1500 ON EBAY
Peppeidge Farm remembers… when people weren’t so gullible.
U.S. SENATOR CLAIMS MANY AIRLINE PILOTS ARE FURRIES
“You can’t make this up.” – U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Alabama)
AUDIO: WENDY’S RELEASES EMO ALBUM
Wendy’s of Suburbia.
LAWSUIT: SIX FLAGS ROLLER COASTER CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE
Yet Disney walks free despite “It’s a Small World.”
GOLF SHOP ROBBERS
Fore? No, just two of them.
DRIVE-BY CROSSBOWING
Then he bolted.