MAN CLIMBS PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT, SHOUTS TO KIDS WHERE BABIES COME FROM
Using incorrect words, I bet.
BABOON GOT LOOSE AT SAN ANTONIO AIRPORT
Great flyin’ monkeys!
MAN POISONED BY MCDONALD'S SODA
Bleach pod.
TEACHER TO DONATE KIDNEY TO STUDENT
It’s not even her student.
YET ANOTHER SERIAL POOPER
In Ohio.
WOMEN USE BEAR MACE ON PIZZARIA STAFF
Two different women.
HASBRO TRADEMARKS PLAY-DOH SMELL
So you can’t have it.