GUY WINS 389 JACKPOTS AT CASINO IN ONE DAY
Just like everybody!
MAN’S PLANE STOLEN TWICE IN ONE WEEK
Plane crazy.
TWO STABBED OVER 4-YEAR-OLD EGGPLANT SANDWICH
As sure as eggs is eggs.
CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT OVER FROOT LOOPS
A part of this deceitful breakfast.
HIGHWAY HOT DOG SPILL
The driver was doggin’ it.
PENNSYLVANIA TOWN STINKS
Is the odor a) Pet food; b) Waste; c) Manure; d) Sewage?
DEALER REPOS CAR; CAR OWNER TAKES AWAY CAR DEALER’S NAME
Take the car. What recourse does she possibly have?
THE WOMAN WITH A BAT IN HER MOUTH
Her insurance company did not go to bat for her.
COAST GUARD OPENS RECRUITING OFFICE IN OMAHA
Anchors aweigh.