PICKLEBALL OF DEATH
Eye-yi-yi.
GRUBHUB OFFERS SLEEP INSURANCE
It’s okay, snowflake, we got you.
SMUCKER’S SUING TRADER JOE’S OVER PB&J SANDWICHES
That’s Smucked up.
BASKETBALL TEAM HANDS BACK TROPHY AFTER FINDING SCORING ERROR
Someone fat-fingered the scoreboard controller.
TEACHERS BANNING 6-7 SLANG
Skibidi.
WOMAN SUES AFTER BEING BONKED IN THE HEAD BY CAR’S TAILGATE
L…o..o..k… o…u…t… t…h..e… g…a…t…e… i…s… c…l…o…s…i..n…g…
POLICE ARREST FLORIDA ROLEX THIEF
It’s about time.
PRISON GUARD FIRED FOR SELLING CHICKEN WINGS TO INMATE
And it was clearly gruel day in the prison cafeteria.
THE PROTEIN CRAZE
This year’s kale.
WOMAN STABBED FOR TAKING TOO LONG IN CHECKOUT LINE
The unkindest cut of all.