HIGH SCHOOL EVACUATED OVER PLUNGED TOILET SMELL
Sewer gas.
WAITRESS GETS $3,000 TIP
“Thanks for smiling.”
GUY JUMPS IN WHERE BOMB SQUAD FEARS TO TREAD
Backpack was not a bomb.
GRIZZLY HAIR HUNTER MAULED BY GRIZZLY BEAR
Her dream job.
FIREFIGHTER SETS FIRE SO HE CAN FIGHT FIRE
He was bored.
BURGLARS REMOVE FRONT WINDOW OF STORE
Saks 5th Avenue in Beverly Hills.
RATTLESNAKE FALLS OUT OF TREE INTO PASSING KAYAK
(leaps, more like.)
BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE TO HAVE CONDOMS AVAILABLE
To keep your pocketknife dry, I bet.
POST OFFICE ISSUES SCRATCH-AND-SNIFF STAMPS
Ice Pop series.