MARIJUANA ODOR AFFECTING US OPEN
High score.
PILES OF CREMATED REMAINS FOUND ALONG LAS VEGAS ROAD
It IS a dry heat.
MOLDY DING DONGS
Nothing worse.
BURNING MAN ORGY DOME DESTROYED BY WEATHER
Why even bother going now?
MEDICAL CLINIC STAFF GOES HOME, LEAVES MS PATIENT IN EXAM ROOM
Health (we don’t) care.
WOMAN PUT 16 TRACKERS ON EX-BOYFRIEND’S CAR
♫ “I will follow him / Follow him wherever he may go…” ♫♪
FLORIDA WOMAN IN HOT DOG COSTUME ASSAULTS NEIGHBOR’S CAR WITH TOILET PAPER
Today’s Mad Libs headline.
ARE YOU REALLY THAT BOTHERED BY THE NEW CRACKER BARREL LOGO?
Shocked. And appalled.
OLD BODIES DISCOVERED BEHIND HIDDEN FUNERAL HOME DOOR
Don’t go in there!