POSSIBLE EVIDENCE OF PREVIOUS LIFE ON MARS
Maybe, if you squint your eyes.
SNAKE OWNER SPILLS COBRAS, IS BITTEN
Hey, little Cobra!
NEW GIRL SCOUT COOKIE REVEALED
Exploremores!
MAN DRIVES CAR INTO THE GRAND CANYON
Retrievel Knievel.
SUSPECT HIDING IN REFRIGERATOR
Cops put the Ki-Bosch on THAT guy.
NURSE RESCUES BABY RACCOON WITH CPR
Peach gobbler.
WOMAN’S CAR FLOATED INTO NO PARKING ZONE, GETS TICKETS
This was not a boating accident.
ELDERLY HIKER RESCUED BY TROOP OF BOY SCOUTS
That’s worth, like, at least seven badges, right?