COPS ARREST CHUCK E. CHEESE FOR CREDIT CARD THEFT
Someone ratted him out.
SCHOOL DISTRICT BANS DOCTOR’S NOTES FOR ABSENCES
Suck it up, students!
NAKED BOAT THIEF ESCAPES FROM HOSPITAL IN LAB COAT
Today’s Mad Libs Headline.
AUDIO: FLORIDA COUPLE RECEIVES THOUSANDS OF BOTTLES OF DISH SOAP FROM AMAZON
Dawn, go away I’m no good for you.
HERSHEY RAISING PRICES
Gimme a break!
FLORIDA MAN YELLS “PSYCH!”, SPEEDS AWAY FROM COP
Promptly hits a truck.
PEACOCK THEFT
Who’s the dirty bird doing this?
THE TESLA DINER OPENS
The future of eating.
JOEY CHESTNUT WINS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
Hot diggety dog!