VEGAN FIREFIGHTER EXTINGUISHES FLAMING BEEF
Well done.
AUDIO: JUDGE MISREADS JURY VERDICT
“Did I say ‘not’?”
MAN ARRESTED FOR PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK
Crime is rampant in Iowa.
COUPLE LIVES WITH CORPSE OF THEIR THREESOME FOR TWO YEARS
And eight Chihuahuas.
34-YEAR-OLD MAN USES COMPANY CARD TO BUY $146,000 IN POKEMON
Pikachu, I bust you!
TEXAS WOMAN, WHO WAS A QUADRUPLET, GIVES BIRTH TO QUINTUPLETS
And Octomom just says, “Pfft. Amateur.”
MAN HOARDS STOLEN MEAT
Where’s the beef?
FENCE VANDALIZED AT CLOTHING-OPTIONAL PARK
Sorry, we’re clothed now.
LAWN MOWER RACING: LE MOW
It’s like Le Mans. Get it? Har.