ROBBER BUSTED CARRYING GLUE GUN
A stick up.
STARBUCKS TO CLOSE FOR SENSITIVITY TRAINING
May 29. Mark your calendar.
SOUTHWEST AIRLINE ACCIDENT: WOMAN PARTIALLY SUCKED THROUGH BROKEN WINDOW
Gold-FINGAHHH!!! (wah-WAHHH wah)
MAN STABBED WITH SCISSORS WHILE COOKING HOTEL WAFFLE
Snuck up on him syruptitiously.
SAKS FIFTH AVENUE TO OFFER TATTOOING
In the window.
WOMAN WINS BOSTON MARATHON
First time since 1985.