THREE MEN HOP OUT OF CAR, STEAL GUY'S SNEAKERS
What a bunch of heels.
MAN RELEASED FROM JAIL, ROBS SAME BANK THAT PUT HIM IN JAIL
Go with what you know.
GUY PUTS OUT BOAT FIRE WITH JET SKI
Spuh-lash!
SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PLANE CRACKS ANOTHER WINDOW
Crack a window, will ya?
BOY SCOUTS DROPPING THE WORD "BOY"
Because they’re adding girls.
WOMEN ATTACK EACH OTHER WITH FRYING PAN
A simmering resentment.
GEORGE WASHINGTON ORIGINAL RECIPE BEER
The Father of Our Hangovers.
DRUNK GUY BREAKS INTO TACO BELL FOR DORITO SHELLS
Drunk, hungry.
TRUMP, KIM JONG UN TO MEET AT KOREA'S DMZ
“DMZ? I thought you said KFC!”