STORE ROBBED THREE TIMES THE SAME WAY BY THE SAME GUY
Rule of three.
STUDY CLAIMS KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SHOWN FAVORITISM
“I knew it!” – Denver Broncos
ZAMBONI DRIVER TRIAL BEGINS
Gee whizz.
INMATE ESCAPES WORK DETAIL, FOUND NAKED 20 MINUTES LATER
On Lick Skillet Road.
WOMAN DIES FROM HEART ATTACK IN DISNEYLAND’S HAUNTED MANSION
Doom buggy, indeed.
SINCLAIR DINOSAUR STOLEN, RETURNED
Crime, uh, finds a way.
ROBBER CAUGHT BY UNDERWEAR
There was an APB on the BVDs.
VERY GOOD DOG FINDS MISSING GRANDMA
You sly dog you.
LONG JOHN SILVER’S CHANGES ITS LOGO
Now, nobody get mad or anything (wink wink).
SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR DIES ON STUDENT’S FIRST JUMP
The one class where you don’t want to fall behind.