PIGEON FLIES THROUGH DOOR DURING RESTAURANT INSPECTION
This is coo-coo.
HUMPTY DUMPTY STOLEN FROM MINI-GOLF COURSE
They’ll fry for this.
GUY DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN SAVES TWO FROM WATERFALL
Another exciting story from the Spidey-verse!
POSSIBLE EVIDENCE OF PREVIOUS LIFE ON MARS
Maybe, if you squint your eyes.
SNAKE OWNER SPILLS COBRAS, IS BITTEN
Hey, little Cobra!
NEW GIRL SCOUT COOKIE REVEALED
Exploremores!
MAN DRIVES CAR INTO THE GRAND CANYON
Retrievel Knievel.
SUSPECT HIDING IN REFRIGERATOR
Cops put the Ki-Bosch on THAT guy.