AMAZON CHARGED WOMAN $7,500 TO SHIP TOILET PAPER
Holy ship.
CHAINSAW RECALL
They keep running after being turned off.
NURSES PROTEST NAME OF "ZUCKERBERG GENERAL HOSPITAL"
The Zuckerberg name is scaring patients.
25-YEAR-OLD MAN POSES AS HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT
Star basketball player.
WOMAN FIRED FOR BAKING LAXATIVES INTO FAREWELL BROWNIES
Hate to see you go!
CORN DOG IS CLUE TO SOLVING STATUE THEFT
To be fair, the corn dog was heavenly.
AUDIO: BURGER KING CUSTOMER TOOK TOO DAMN LONG TO ORDER
You should’ve ordered faster.
WOMAN HAD STOLEN ROLEX IN HER PANTIES
She snatched the watch.
MEN CAUGHT STEALING MAILBOX
Now they’ll be sent away.