WOMAN LEAVES SCENE OF ACCIDENT, DRIVES INTO TREE, DIES
Do-over.
WOMAN HAD COCKROACH IN HER EAR
For nine days.
GANG OF THIEVES STEAL 10 NEW RAM TRUCKS OFF ASSEMBLY LINE
Fast, but not too furious.
KID SISTER ASSAULTED WITH SARDINES
Over a broken phone.
GUY HIT BY A TRAIN FOR SECOND TIME IN HIS LIFE
Train 2: The Revenge
TWITTER SUGGESTS ALL 330 MILLION USERS CHANGE PASSWORD
Not all at once.
KANSAS MAN CAUGHT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A CAR
I’m in love with my car.
NEW JERSEY SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT IS MYSTERY POOPER
And he seemed like such a regular guy.