SOFTWARE ENGINEER MISTAKENLY ABLE TO CONTROL ROBOT VACUUM ARMY
This story really DOES suck.
GRANDPA’S LICENSE PLATE REVOKED: PB4WEGO
It’s a going concern.
WOMAN MISSING SINCE 2001 IS FOUND, DOESN’T WANT TO COME HOME
Who wants to face a sinkful of 24 years worth of dishes?
BURGER KING PRESIDENT GIVES OUT HIS PHONE NUMBER FOR DIRECT FEEDBACK
Spoiler alert: burner phone
TALK TO YOUR PLANTS, THEY’LL TALK BACK
Feed me, Seymour.
COSTCO SELLING A 10-POUND CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY
As heavy as a gallon of paint, and about as good for you.
META WANTS YOU TO KEEP POSTING LONG AFTER YOU’RE DEAD
If you’re reading this, I’m dead. Click to like. 👍👍👍👍
NAKED GUY TAKES AMBULANCE FOR JOYRIDE, WITH PATIENT IN THE BACK
Amazingly, not Florida.
REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUP HEIR COMPLAINS ABOUT HERSHEY
Cream, creme, what’s the big dif?
NO ONE WINS RACE
Not even a participation trophy?