HOME DEPOT ALREADY SELLING XMAS STUFF
And they’re sold out.
THEATER DIRECTOR SENDS HIMSELF THREATS IN ORDER TO CANCEL SHOW
Tell me more, I’m waiting with antici———-pation.
TEACHER FIRED FOR GIVING ZEROS
The kids didn’t do the assignment.
FLORIDA NUDE STEAK RESTAURANT
Imagine eating with a bunch of nude Florida people.
HIRE A ROBOT TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE
Hey, that’s a great idea.
RENT A ROBOT FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY
The robots are taking over (your Sidekick news today)
COLORADO TOWN SHUTS DOWN
Goodbye, Hartman.
WITCH AND SORCERER IN COURT FIGHT
Burden of “poof.”
CROOK WATCHING SECURITY TAPE: “THAT’S ME”
A very clever criminal.
AUDIO: COMCAST MANAGER PUNISHED LOW SALES BY PIEING EMPLOYEES
Why, you, I oughtta—