PHOENIX TRIES COOLING THE PAVEMENT
Baked, dude.
CATFISH CROSSING THE HIGHWAY
Don’t be koi.
AUDIO: PETTING ZOO GOATS HAD RABIES
Goat rabies, not goat babies.
15-YEAR-OLD KID RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF VERMONT
I Like Ike, But Dean Is Keen!
ICE TO START USING ROBOT DOGS
SYSADMIN: CTRL>”WOOF”<[EXE}/<<
PABST BEER TRUCK STOLEN
Oh no. Anyway…
WOMAN WAKES UP WITH BAT IN HER MOUTH
“Did it.” – Ozzy Osbourne
VACATIONING FAMILY RETURNS FROM HIKE TO FIND HOTEL CLOSED
Tip your bellboy!