WILDWOOD CLOSING BOARDWALK OVERNIGHT DUE TO NO-GOOD PUNKS
You know, the word ‘wild’ is right there in the name.
“RICH AND UNEMPLOYED” PODCASTER NOW POOR AND ARRESTED
Hey, great acronym, bro.
MAN DANCES NAKED AT AN ALDI SUPERMARKET
Don’t look, Ethel!
RETRO: MICHAEL JACKSON: THE WHITE ALBUM
Michael sings the whites.
LET THE WORLD LISTEN TO YOUR DINNER CONVERSATION
“Mom, who are you talking to?” “The spaghetti sauce.”
MOOSE LIES DOWN IN FRONT OF THE MOOSE 94.7 RADIO
How’d they swing that?
ARSON SUSPECT FOUND BY POLICE WITH SINGED EYEBROWS
Do you smell smoke?
COCAINE SALMON
“I’ll have the fish, please.” – Cocaine Bear
FLORIDA COUPLE FINDS SOMEBODY ALREADY IN THEIR BURIAL PLOT
Nothing worse than gravesquatters.
HIGH SCHOOL KIDS TAKE WIENERMOBILE TO THE PROM
You never sausage a sight.