WOMAN ATTEMPTS TO SWIM THE LENGTH OF CALIFORNIA
And the coast ain’t clear.
HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH LOOKING FOR “RANCHBASSADORS”
I hope they fired the person who came up with that word.
JUDGE THROWS OUT CASE, BOTH SIDES USED A.I.
Dude, do you even jurisprudence?
DWI SUSPECT ON THE RUN ATTACKED BY ALLIGATOR
Later, gator.
AUDIO: TV WEATHERMAN KEEPS BROADCASTING THROUGH STATION FIRE
Windy, with a chance of immolation.
BRAZEN BOURBON BURGLARS BAMBOOZLE BOYS IN BLUE
There’s nothing worse than bourbon burglers.
A F̶I̶S̶T̶F̶U̶L̶ FREEZERFUL OF DYNAMITE
Leftovers again!
ANOTHER SENSELESS UKULELE ATTACK
Or, Kook with a Uke Rebukes Mook.
TNT TACO TRUCK EXPLODES
Those tacos are dynamite!
WOMAN UP TO HER CHEST IN MUD
That sinking feeling.