TACO BELL EMPLOYEE SHOOTS AT WOMEN TRYING TO SNAG FREE SODA
Live Más, maybe.
AIR TAXI TESTING IN NEW YORK CITY
Still no jetpacks! Grrr!
DISNEYLAND LAUNCHES FACE-SCAN ENTRY
The happiest place on Earth, citizen.
AUDIO: BEEKEEPER FAILS TO SAVE THE DAY
And she bee all, like, “Oh, honey…”
AUDIO: WOMAN TOSSED A STICK OF DYNAMITE AT BOYFRIEND
Look out, she’s gonna blow!
SCHOOL BUS DRIVER PASSES OUT; KIDS SAVE THE DAY
Heroes by the busload.
NUDE DRAWING CLASSES GAINING POPULARITY IN BARS
What do you say to a naked martini?
TEACHER BEATS UP STUDENT FOR CALLING HIM “BRUH”
To Bruh, With Love.
TRAMPLED BY 𝖳̶𝖴̶𝖱̶𝖳̶𝖫̶𝖤̶𝖲̶ ELEPHANTS
“It’s natures way of telling you.” – Spirit (1970)
YOUR NEXT CAR WILL BE ABLE TO DETERMINE IF YOU’RE ABLE TO DRIVE
Here’s looking at YOU, kid.