CONEY ISLAND CYCLONE ROLLER COASTER FOR SALE
WEEEeeeeee…..will cost you a lot of money.
MAMA CELESTE PIZZA CALLS IT QUITS
“Abbondanza!” (Eng. translation: “Bite me, Conagra!”)
CROSSWORD BANDIT CAUGHT
Crook: __ H I __ F
SMART COFFEE MAKER USED 1 TERABYTE OF DATA IN TEN DAYS
Smarter than you.
REESE’S CHANGES LABEL OVER PUMPKIN LAWSUIT
Even though they won.
AUDIO: INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT HAD ONLY TWO WORKING BATHROOMS
El baño no funciona.
BALTIMORE ORIOLES LAY OFF MASCOT
Bird is no longer the word.
BIRDS IN THE PANTS
Bird pants, birdbrain.
HOT NEW TOY: BUTT FACE
Rock bottom.