THREE BEARS IN THE NEWS
Goldilocks nowhere to be seen.
POST OFFICE INCREASING PRICES OVER THE HOLIDAYS
Demand pricing – new from your Post Office.
COMPETITIVE SWIMMER BITTEN BY SHARK
Not a boating accident.
SPERM RACING COMPANY RAISES $75 MILLION
There’s a lot of movement on the backstretch.
PECKISH PRICK PROVES POINT, PARTAKES PET PEACOCK PAIR
Florida Man logic.
TEXAS TEACHER FEEDS KITTY TO CLASS SNAKE
Why aren’t our kids learning?
DOORDASH DRIVER CALLS COPS ON STRANGE DELIVERY
Trash bags, zip ties, bleach and a hatchet.
EX-COP STEALS CRIME STOPPERS FUNDS
Isn’t it ironic.
GUINEA PIGS STOLEN FROM SANCTUARY
Pigs take wing.