DRIVER IMPALED IN BUTT BY METAL ROD
Butthurt.
AUDIO: COMPANY WORKING TO BRING BACK THE DODO
KFD: We do dodo right!
M&M SPILL ON NEW JERSEY INTERSTATE
A Halloween horror story.
STRIP CLUB OWNERS ACCUSED OF BRIBING TAX AUDITOR WITH LAP DANCES
If you got it, use it.
AUDIO: PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE OUT OF MONEY, WINNERS OUT OF LUCK
Get a paper route.
MAN ROBS DISNEY RESTAURANT, SCUBAS AWAY
It’s like a wacky crime caper from a 60’s Disney movie.
WRONG-WAY DRIVER TRIES TO BLAME HUSBAND, WHO’S NOT EVEN THERE
He’s never around when I need him.
NUDISTS SPEAK AGAINST SPACE X LAUNCHES IN FLORIDA
Houston, we have a problem.
MILLIONAIRE SUES GOLD-DIGGING VEGAS STRIPPER
An American love story.
CHEF IS ALSO A BANK ROBBER
Grill ‘im, boys.