FLORIDA PUMPKIN SMASHER ARRESTED
Billy Corgan has a sad.
SAMSUNG REFRIGERATORS NOW RUNNING ADS
Yet they can’t make an icemaker that keeps up.
COUPLE BURGLES RESTAURANT, HAS SEX
But not in that order.
FUNERAL HOME HAS WRONG BODY ON DISPLAY
Switcheroo.
PRICE OF CHOCOLATE CAUSES CHANGES TO HALLOWEEN CANDY
Invest in Tootsie Rolls NOW.
THIEVES CUT HOLE IN MALL ROOF TO STEAL SNEAKERS
Sheriff: “Right out of ‘Mission Impossible.’”