HOA WANTS RESIDENTS TO FREEZE TO DEATH
We’d rather you die than ruin the neighborhood aesthetics.
POLICE LOCATE LOST DONKEY NAMED DOLLY PARTON
♪♫ Brayin’ 9 to 5…♪♪
AUDIO: BATMAN TAKES CITY COUNCIL TO TASK
Costumes are not doing you a favor, protestors.
FLORIDA DOCTOR ARRESTED FOR SHOPLIFTING AT TARGET
Doctor Stickyfingers, I presume?
RICH GUY GIVING AMERICAN OLYMPIANS $200,000 EACH, EVENTUALLY
You have to wait 20 years.
AUDIO: BEAR POOP BEER
If it’s in the woods, it’s in the can.
FLORIDA WOMAN CALLS 911 ON ACCOUNT OF FROGS
Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!
MOON TRIP ASTRONAUTS IN ISOLATION
Did everybody remember to ‘go’ before I close the door?
CARJACKER NEEDED TO SEE HIS GRANDMOTHER
Oh, well okay then.
SNAKE HUNTER WRESTLES HUGE SNAKE ACROSS RED ANT HILL
If it were easy, everyone would be doing it.