AUDIO: CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST SQUEAKY SNEAKER COMPANY
It’s a feature, not a bug.
CHARMIN INTRODUCES GIANT TOILET PAPER ROLL
Makes a great conversation piece.
JET HIT BY “FALLING SPACE DEBRIS”
Well, flack me.
MUSEUM ASKS FOR CREEPY DOLLS
This is how you get Annabelle.
PICKLEBALL OF DEATH
Eye-yi-yi.
GRUBHUB OFFERS SLEEP INSURANCE
It’s okay, snowflake, we got you.
SMUCKER’S SUING TRADER JOE’S OVER PB&J SANDWICHES
That’s Smucked up.
BASKETBALL TEAM HANDS BACK TROPHY AFTER FINDING SCORING ERROR
Someone fat-fingered the scoreboard controller.
TEACHERS BANNING 6-7 SLANG
Skibidi.
WOMAN SUES AFTER BEING BONKED IN THE HEAD BY CAR’S TAILGATE
L…o..o..k… o…u…t… t…h..e… g…a…t…e… i…s… c…l…o…s…i..n…g…