TALK TO YOUR PLANTS, THEY’LL TALK BACK
Feed me, Seymour.
COSTCO SELLING A 10-POUND CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY
As heavy as a gallon of paint, and about as good for you.
META WANTS YOU TO KEEP POSTING LONG AFTER YOU’RE DEAD
If you’re reading this, I’m dead. Click to like. 👍👍👍👍
NAKED GUY TAKES AMBULANCE FOR JOYRIDE, WITH PATIENT IN THE BACK
Amazingly, not Florida.
REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUP HEIR COMPLAINS ABOUT HERSHEY
Cream, creme, what’s the big dif?
NO ONE WINS RACE
Not even a participation trophy?
MAN SHOT AT SISTER WITH A CROSSBOW
Stand and deliver!
PAPA JOHNS PIZZA SEEKS MICHELIN STAR
There’s a seeker born every minute.
TOUCAN ON THE LOOSE IN LAS VEGAS
The place is froot loops.
FLORIDA MAN GETS STUCK INSIDE VAN WHILE ROBBING IT
Rookie mistake.