THE PURDUE PEANUT BUTTER MAN
Call in an APB…&J.
HEALTH CARE COMPANY TELLS 500 CUSTOMERS THAT THEY ARE DEAD
I feel happy… I feel ha—(clunk)
WOMAN LOSES LAWSUIT OVER BEING CALLED A “KAREN”
Short temper.
ARRESTED BANK ROBBER ASKS TO PUT STOLEN MONEY IN PRISON ACCOUNT
Is that how it works?
HARVARD IMPLEMENTING TOUGHER GRADING POLICY; STUDENTS CRY
“I skipped classes on Monday, and I was just sobbing in bed because I felt like I try so hard in my classes.” – Actual quote.
INVENTOR OF FROZEN BURRITO DIES
Ay carumba.
MAC & CHEESE & APPLE PIE & JASON BIGGS
Did nobody there watch the movie?
AUDIO: BRAWL AT BASS PRO SHOP
Redneck rumpus!