BAD BUNNY SUGARCANE COSTUMES FOR SALE
I’m bushed.
LOS ANGELES SEEKS POET LAUREATE
There once was a woman from Burbank…
FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR CUPCAKE ASSAULT
Crummy thing to do.
NEVADA PROSTITUTES UNIONIZE
Looking for more on the back end.
FLORIDA PICKLEBALL BRAWL
Someone’s gettin’ a paddling.
MAN WANTS TO FLY TO NICARAGUA, ENDS UP IN TOKYO
A mistake worth making, in my book.
RESTAURANT SERVES KILLERS’ LAST MEALS
Can you get it to go?
COLLEGE DATING GOES HIGH TECH
Matchmaking 101.
MICHIGAN STURGEON SEASON ENDS AFTER 48 MINUTES
Pretty crappie for the fishermen.
MAN SENDS OUT POSTCARDS AFTER HIS DEATH
“I’m dead, and I really liked you.”