CAFFEINE-INFUSED PEANUT BUTTER

A Connecticut company has come out with caffeinated peanut butter. Chris Pettazzoni said the idea came about over a conversation about a sandwich that would cure hangovers. He and his friend Keith Barnofski came up with caffeine infused peanut butter called Steem Peanut Butter. One tablespoon of Steem Peanut Butter is equal to a cup of coffee. “Eat it more slowly and it’s not going to come on and give you this jittery rush,” Pettazzoni said. “It’s just going to carry you through the rest of the day,” Pettazzoni said. “We did not want to mess with the flavor,” Pettazzoni said. “We love peanut butter too much. Why change it?” If it’s your first time trying Steem Peanut Butter, the makers suggest skipping that extra cup of coffee or you might feel those caffeine jitters.
* No way can this be abused.
* Because everybody eats one tablespoon of peanut butter, and no more.
* Great – all the caffeine of coffee, plus 94 more calories!
* Spread the caffeine-infused peanut butter on marijuana-infused muffins and be alert and mellow at the same time.
* It might actually be possible to get high AND remember what you wanted to do.
* Keep it on the highest shelf in your kitchen, away from the kids – they’re wild enough as it is.
* How strong is it, on a scale of one to Red Bull?
* I think we can agree on one part of this: It would be great to have a sandwich that could cure a hangover.
* In fact, it sounds like these guys were hung-over when they dreamed this up.
* The guy says he loves peanut butter too much to change it? He should have stuck with that thought.
* Suddenly that guy in New England who’s selling autumn leaves looks like a business genius.
* One thing’s for sure: In this economy I don’t begrudge anyone taking a shot with any idea, no matter how stupid it sounds.