AUDIO: MAN ASSAULTS GIRLFRIEND FOR NOT SMELLING HIS ARMPIT
A domestic violence assault charge has been filed against a Midland County, Texas man after he allegedly struck his girlfriend and threatened her with a knife because she would not smell his armpit. Robinson Pinilla-Bolivar, Jr. approached his girlfriend while she was washing dishes and demanded, as one does, that she smell his armpit. When she refused, he allegedly struck her in the back of her head with his fist and then picked up a knife and threatened her with it.
* Pretty Suave.
* Cops asked her if she was sure it was his armpit, and she said, “Pretty Sure.”
* Pinilla-Bolivar? Don’t tell Trump!
* This relationship is the pits.
* What do you suppose led up to that moment that he wanted her to smell his armpit?
* Maybe it was like when you think food is a little off, and you ask somebody else to smell it.
* Him: “Smell my armpit.” Her: “Is it Date Night again already?”
* Well, maybe his cellmate will smell it for him.
* Now here’s the J. Geils Band with “Love Stinks.”
* You hate to see them pitted against each other.
CLIP: The old-timey “B.O.” sounder.
