MAN ROBS DAIRY QUEEN WITH A SWORD

Police in Port Huron, Michigan, are searching for a man who robbed a Dairy Queen with a sword on Tuesday evening. The man allegedly ordered a Blizzard then pulled out a sword or machete as the store employee opened the cash register. The suspect grabbed cash and fled the ice cream shop.
* Dairy Queen robbed with a sword? This is a job for the Dairy Knight!
* Nice to see sword-oriented crimes making a comeback.
* I blame “Game of Thrones.”
* What happened to the Blizzard? Is it safe?
* It gives you some idea of what life would have been like if they had fast food in the Middle Ages.
* White Castle would have fit right in.
* As would Burger King.
* If only Burger King would merge with Dairy Queen, we could have dinner AND dessert!
* How about the Knights of the Round Table Pizza?
* Great. How would you like to be some stoner at Dairy Queen and the customer next to you pulls out a sword?