CHEF IS ALSO A BANK ROBBER
Grill ‘im, boys.
TEEN RESCUED FROM BURNING HOUSE WITH TRAMPOLINE
About time somebody used it.
AUDIO: JAZZ MUSICIAN & GROUP PLAY ON GROUNDED FLIGHT
Give it up for Marcus Anderson!
PIGEON FLIES THROUGH DOOR DURING RESTAURANT INSPECTION
This is coo-coo.
HUMPTY DUMPTY STOLEN FROM MINI-GOLF COURSE
They’ll fry for this.
GUY DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN SAVES TWO FROM WATERFALL
Another exciting story from the Spidey-verse!
POSSIBLE EVIDENCE OF PREVIOUS LIFE ON MARS
Maybe, if you squint your eyes.
SNAKE OWNER SPILLS COBRAS, IS BITTEN
Hey, little Cobra!