ASSAULT VICTIM BITES OFF ATTACKER'S TONGUE
The suspect’s tongue was located at the crime scene.
BUSCH GARDENS DENIES KILT-WEARING MAN
He claims discrimination.
MANSION SQUATTER SELLS OFF ART COLLECTION
Worth $300,000.
SUBWAY TO MEASURE FOOTLONGS
As part of a settlement.
AUDIO: HIGH SCHOOL TEEN HACKS SCHOOL GRADES
Like Ferris Bueller, but more illegal.
JUDGE OFFERS CHOICE: PAY FINES OR DONATE BLOOD
‘If you do not have any money, go out there and give blood.”
COP CAR CRASHES INTO HOUSE
“Do I need to call 9-1-1? ” “No, we are already here.”
MAN KILLED GRANDMA BECAUSE SHE BLEW HER NOSE AT THE DINNER TABLE
A Minnesota man is charged with murder…
A PROFESSOR CALLED HORSE
The old “hanging from your pecs” trick.
CAR THEFT VICTIM ARRESTED
She left her 4-month-old niece in the car.