WIFE BEATS HUSBAND WITH TOILET LID
The wife hit him in the head and face with the toilet lid.
ALLIGATOR KNOCKS ON MAN'S DOOR IN MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
A 9 1/2-foot alligator.
BURGLAR FALLS THROUGH RESTAURANT CEILING ONTO DINER
Check, please.
TEEN SPEEDS 101 MPH; TELLS COP HE WAS LATE FOR CLASS
Excuse didn’t matter.
WOMAN MUGGED WHILE BREAST FEEDING
I (heart) NY.
CLEMSON COACH PROMISES PIZZA FOR 80,000 IF THEY MAKE FINAL FOUR
It’s looking that way.
MAN WANTS TO MARRY HIS ADOPTED SON
It’s ok – they’re gay.
TODAY IN OUT-OF-PROPORTION SCHOOL PUNISHMENT
Two tales from the trenches.
$50,000 WORTH OF HAIR EXTENSIONS STOLEN
Thieves broke in to a Miami, Florida, hair salon …