MAN BROUGHT DEAD MOTHER TO THE BANK

A Plymouth, Minnesota, man may have wheeled his dead mother into a bank to make a withdrawl from her account. David Vanzo, 57, moved in with his mother in 2007 and had been in charge of her financial affairs since 2012. He called police late in the day on January 5 to report that his mother had died. Yet bank employees told investigators that, six hours earlier, Vanzo had brought his mother into the bank. She was in a wheelchair, slumped over, unresponsive and dragging her feet. Vanzo made an $850 withdrawal from her account. In addition, the taxi driver who brought Vanzo and his mother to the bank said that after the bank trip, they dropped Vanzo’s mother home and then he took Vanzo to Buffalo Wild Wings. Along with failing to provide adequate care to his mother, he is accused of taking $260,000 from her after taking over her finances.
* Oh, relax. It’s not like she was planning a trip to Rio.
* Wow, well there’s a Monday morning story for you.
* I blame that “Weekend at Bernie’s” movie.
* She was dead at the bank? Man, how slow was that line moving?
* When someone’s in a wheelchair, AND dragging their feet, it can’t be good.
* “So, I gather your Mom doesn’t want a lollipop this trip?”
* He was going to drive a hearse through the drive-thru lane, but that would have been conspicuous.
* At least it’s better than those stories where the dead mother sits in the living room for ten years. I mean, I THINK it’s better.
* This is the kind of endorsement that Buffalo Wild Wings does not need.
* You’ve heard of online banking? This was flat line banking.