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Tuesday morning.

For making homophobic remarks.

Who counted them?

And he’s a stoner.

During feeding time.

Jam your arm down his throat.

Burger King’s new black bun Halloween Whopper has an interesting side effect. It turns your excrement green. Twitter users have been reporting the phenomenon all over the internet. Burger King didn’t warn customers about this side effect. The company has not issued any explanation. Its nutritional guidelines state that the flavoring and food colorings in…

Your move, Putin.

On purpose!

The co-pilot landed the flight safely.