BEER, CHIPS TRUCKS COLLIDE

A truck carrying Busch beer collided with another truck carrying Frito Lay chips collided. Beer and chips were spilled all over Interstate 95 near Melbourne, Florida. The crash happened early Wednesday morning. Zachary Basinger had stopped his Frito Lay box truck onto the right shoulder. Roberto Ferrer Rodriguez, driver of the beer truck, swerved while changing lanes and struck the chips truck. The Frito Lay truck overturned. The beer and chips spilled onto the highway. Traffic backed up as troopers closed the road while clearing the debris.
* The frat houses of Florida State are calling for a day of mourning.
* You don’t often see college kids openly weeping.
* Beer and chips? Where’s the third truck with the salsa?
* They were Frito-laying all over the highway.
* This could really screw up Spring Break this year.