WOMAN ARRESTED FOR PANCAKE RAGE AT DENNY'S
The $4 all-you-can-eat pancake is for one person only.
SELF-DRIVING CAR PULLED OVER FOR GOING TOO SLOW
25 in a 35 zone.
LOOSE EMU CAPTURED IN DELAWARE
After two months on the lam.
MAN SHOOTS RADIO AFTER IT PLAYS A SAD SONG
He was drunk.
AUDIO: MAN'S LIFE SAVED BY HOT POCKETS
It was his Akron, Ohio, apartment the plane crashed into.
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER SHOWS TV SHOW "NAKED AND AFRAID" TO SECOND GRADERS
It was supposed to be computer class.
PASSENGER SPOTS FUEL LEAK
Oh, stewardess…
BRIDE-TO-BE FLUSHES ENGAGEMENT RING DOWN THE TOILET
A California bride-to-be accidentally flushed her engagement ring. Carissa Wolter of Jurupa Valley, California, thought her ring was gone for good. The incident happened last Tuesday night when Wolter put her engagement ring and a pair of diamond earrings in a tissue while she cleaned her makeup brushes. Left with a pile of tissues when…
AUDIO: DONUTS HELP IN POLICE CAPTURE
Suspect demands donuts before coming down from roof.