MAN KIDNAPS WILD BABY BUFFALO OUT OF FEAR IT WAS FREEZING

A father and son visiting Yellowstone Nation Park in Wyoming pulled into the Lamar Buffalo Ranch inside the park last Monday, with a baby buffalo in the back of their SUV. They believed that the bison was cold and in danger of dying, so they decided to kidnap the animal and bring it to a park ranger. Law enforcement were called to the scene and the father received a ticket for his actions. The baby bison was taken back to the spot from where it was taken. The man and his family were visiting from another country.
* The country of Dumbistan, probably.
* These people obviously don’t know American customs.In America, you take the buffalo home, house train it, and let it sit on your couch. (see House-Trained Buffalo story below)
* And what are the odds of having TWO wacky buffalo stories on the same day? Someone buy me a lottery ticket!
* So the baby bison was left back in the cold, cruel world, away from man’s help. How is PETA gonna react to this?
* And what happens when the wolf pack shows up at these guys’ hotel?
* The wolves will be thinking,”Hey, this truck smells like a baby buffalo. What’s up with that?”
* Of course the baby bison was in danger of dying. Everything in nature is in danger of dying.
* Do you think a grizzly bear would say, “I’m not going to attack this baby bison because it’s feeling cold”?