WOMAN DIES FROM HEART ATTACK IN DISNEYLAND’S HAUNTED MANSION
Doom buggy, indeed.
SINCLAIR DINOSAUR STOLEN, RETURNED
Crime, uh, finds a way.
ROBBER CAUGHT BY UNDERWEAR
There was an APB on the BVDs.
VERY GOOD DOG FINDS MISSING GRANDMA
You sly dog you.
LONG JOHN SILVER’S CHANGES ITS LOGO
Now, nobody get mad or anything (wink wink).
SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR DIES ON STUDENT’S FIRST JUMP
The one class where you don’t want to fall behind.
STEAK ‘N SHAKE TURNS THE PATRIOTISM UP TO 11
Don’t just honor America – eat it!
FLORIDA SPEEDER SAID HE HAD AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIS BARBER
He can’t drive….Fifty-five!
MUST-HAVES FOR A NEW HOUSE
In the next house we’re gonna have…