NUDIST RESORT HOLDS 5K
Bare right.
“AS IS” HOME CONTAINS THREE SKELETONS
Bet he didn’t find them in the living room.
COUPLE CHARGED WITH FEEDING VULTURES
Buzzard beater.
MAN SHOOT SELF, SCREAMS, NEIGHBORS THINK, “MEH, IT’S NORMAL”
“It was normal for them.”
SIGN UP NOW FOR THE FLORIDA PYTHON CHALLENGE
Wakey, wakey, time for snakey.
FLORIDA MAN PRETENDS TO BE A LAWYER
I think most of them do anyway.
LEGO THIEF GETS 45 YEARS
Guy’s a few bricks shy of a load.
YOU COULD WIN A FREE JEEP WRANGLER*
* some restrictions apply.