AUDIO: CANDIDATE SINGS MR. ROGERS SONG
Won’t you be his neighbor?
CAR THIEF SAID HE WAS “BEAMED” INTO THE CAR
Star πΜΆπΜΆπΜΆπΜΆ Wrek
DALLAS TORNADO SIRENS PLAY SPONGE BOB THEME FOR AN HOUR
And everybody had a good chuckle.
HIKER STUCK IN QUICKSAND
Quickxotic.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH IN A WAYMO
Waymo – use us for your next delivery!
DRONE DROPS CRAB LEGS INTO PRISON YARD
Party ruined.
MAN RIDES DISNEY RIDE 15,000 TIMES
That’s goofy.
MAN ROBS STORE WITH ANTIQUE GUN
Look who thinks they’re Jesse James.
FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT WITH CHICKEN
Not like the chicken fights we used to have.
TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY CALLS FOR GYM WORKOUTS BEFORE BOARDING FLIGHTS
Like you don’t get enough steps at the airport.