COUPLE LEAVES BOX OF DOG POOP FOR PACKAGE THIEF

A California couple got their revenge on a suspected thief who stole a package from their porch last Tuesday. Amanda Torres and her fiance wrapped up a box to look like an Amazon package and left it on their front porch. The box they left for the thief was full of dog doo. Sure enough, surveillance cameras caught a man walking up to the porch last Thursday and swiping the box. The second time the alleged thief took the package from their home the couple got clearer images as he walked up their driveway. The couple has filed a police report.
* “Oh, boy! More crap from Amazon!”
* Hmm, nice to see people getting proactive with their problems.
* This could be a TV series. Every episode ends with the perps getting a box of dog turds.
* Wait – is it actually a crime to steal dog poop?
* How would you put a value on that package?
* What do you bet the thief sues for fraud?
* You see so many of these stories. Has there ever been a package successfully delivered to a home?
* Of course, a lot of these thieves follow the delivery trucks around, so you couldn’t catch them this way – but whatever.