SUSPECT GOOGLES "HOW DO FUGITIVES ESCAPE"
He crashed his car, killing his friend.
UBER DRIVER PULLS GUN ON PASSENGER WHO FELT SICK
It was a $75,000 Lexus.
LIZARD FOUND IN STUDENT'S LUNCH SALAD IS NOW CLASS PET
Salad came from a health food store.
NASA TO STUDY SPACE HERPES
NASA is spending $80,000 to see…
CONVENIENCE STORE CLERK DISCOVERS HOMELESS MAN IS HER FATHER
She’d been looking for him for years.
GIRLS BASKETBALL TEAM KICKED OUT OF LEAGUE BECAUSE THEY KEEP WINNING
No one wants to play them.
ALLIGATOR DISCOVERED IN SUBURBAN ILLINOIS HOUSE
Had been there for 26 years.
DEAD MAN'S WILL ASKS PEOPLE TO NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP
“In lieu of flowers, please do not vote for Donald.”
WIFE BEATS HUSBAND WITH NUNCHUCKS WHEN HE REFUSES SEX
He’d rather watch tv.
DOG ENTERS MARATHON, COMES IN 7TH
A two-year-old bloodhound named Ludivine.