BAR BOUNCER THREATENED WITH A SPEAR
Also, a Batarang.
LOTTERY WINNER INVESTED $3 MILLION WINNINGS INTO METH BUSINESS
Now faces life in prison.
LIBRARY FOOT SNIFFER ARRESTED
After a scooter chase.
CAR WASH CARJACKERS ARE…WAIT FOR IT… ALL WET
They bring a gun, you bring a power washer. It’s the Shreveport way.
COP FIRED FOR HAVING SEX OVER 100 TIMES WHILE ON DUTY
“I screwed up.”
AUDIO: HELP WANTED: BEER HISTORIAN
At the Smithsonian Insti(hic)-titute.
JANITOR LEAVES JARS OF EXCREMENT IN CEILING
Also an electric bill.
MAN STUCK IN MUD PLAYING POKEMON GO
At 2am Sunday morning.
MARGARITA BURN
Lime juice + sunlight = skin burn
GUY STARTS POLICE CHASE BECAUSE HE'S BORED
One hour, two counties, 49 miles.