MAN NEARLY DRIVES OVER CLIFF, THEN IS HIT BY TOUR BUS
Wow – that could have been a disast——(wham).
AUDIO: COCAINE FOUND IN CEREAL BOX
Couple of guys arrested with a Honey Grahams box full of blow.
AUDIO: 911 CALL OVER WRONG PIZZA TOPPINGS
But she ate half the pizza.
WIFE GIVES CHEATING SPOUSE A BULLET IN THE TESTICLE
A Florida man…..
NEW YORK LAWYER LIED TO JUDGE ABOUT MOTHER DYING
It worked… for a bit.
HIDING SUSPECT CAUGHT SLEEPING IN CLOTHES DRYER
The police search went on so long, he fell asleep.
SCHOOL STUDENTS GIVEN ATHEIST AND SATANIC LITERATURE
To avoid a lawsuit.
HOSPICE OWNER ENCOURAGED HURRYING ALONG PATIENTS' DEMISE
“You need to make this patient go bye-bye.”
BROTHER STABBED OVER POT ROAST
With a fork.
THE STATE DEPARTMENT REMINDS YOU THAT YOU ARE UGLY
“Not a ‘10’ in the US? Then not a 10 overseas.”