MAN NEARLY DRIVES OVER CLIFF, THEN IS HIT BY TOUR BUS

In California on Saturday afternoon, a man lost control of his vehicle while driving along Malibu Canyon Road. He nearly drove off a cliff. The front wheels of the SUV were dangling over the edge. The driver managed to climb out of the vehicle, but he was disoriented from the accident. Standing in the road, he was hit by a passing tour bus. The man survived the incident but needed hospital treatment, police said.
* Gee, for a few seconds there after he got out of the car, he was feeling really lucky.
* This sure is something you don’t usually see on a tour.
* “Folks, if you’ll look out the front windows you’ll see a moron in the middle of the road, and … watch this!”
* What is this, “Final Destination 8”?
* The man’s name: Wile E. Coyote.
* And after he was taken to the hospital, the hospital was hit by a meteor.
* And that released a virus that led right into the global pandemic.
* So other than the total extinction of all life on earth, this was a pretty minor accident.
* If this was in Malibu, he’s lucky he didn’t get rear-ended by Caitlyn Jenner.
* The good news: Malibu is an incredibly scenic place to have an accident.