CORONER’S OFFICE CANCELS COMMUNITY HALLOWEEN PARTY
For… reasons.
MAN KILLED BY BURIAL VAULT
Death by death container.
WILD BEAR GOES TO THE ZOO
Bear left.
DISNEY BUILDING RESIDENTIAL COMMUNITIES
Real Mickey Mouse construction.
AUDIO: CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST SQUEAKY SNEAKER COMPANY
It’s a feature, not a bug.
CHARMIN INTRODUCES GIANT TOILET PAPER ROLL
Makes a great conversation piece.
JET HIT BY “FALLING SPACE DEBRIS”
Well, flack me.
MUSEUM ASKS FOR CREEPY DOLLS
This is how you get Annabelle.
PICKLEBALL OF DEATH
Eye-yi-yi.
GRUBHUB OFFERS SLEEP INSURANCE
It’s okay, snowflake, we got you.