CAKE SET ON FIRE AFTER BOYFRIEND CHEATED
Flaming pie.
TRUCKLOAD OF 25 MILLION BEES RESCUED
Oh, honey.
DIRT SERVED AT FUNDRAISER DINNER
Mississippi Mud?
BANK ROBBER WROTE STICK-UP NOTE ON SON’S HOMEWORK
Next time, go paperless.
DEAR CHATGPT: WILL THEY KNOW IF I SMASHED THOSE CARS?
Yes. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
MAN SUES PORTA POTTY COMPANY OVER RUINED SEX LIFE
And that stinks.
MAN WINS LOTTERY, DOESN’T TELL HIS FAMILY
That’s rich.
FATHER OF THE YEAR: SEATBELTS, LICENSE, WARRANTS, TODDLERS, SNOT, AND A GUN
Six in the chamber, three in the backseat.
GUY FORGETS BITCOIN PASSWORD, AI FINDS IT FOR HIM
What a dope. Speaking of dope…
WOMAN SMUGGLED CLAMS IN HER WADERS
Not a euphemism.