BURGLARY SUSPECT CAUGHT HIDING UNDER A PATROL CAR
Thought you could outwit a Tulsa cop, did you?
CLIMBERS CLIMB EMPIRE STATE BUILDING ANTENNA
The power of love is a curious thing.
YU-GI-OH TOURNAMENT POSTPONED ON ACCOUNT OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
Something rotten’s going on.
COCAINE FALLS OUT OF WOMAN’S BUTT, SAYS IT’S NOT HERS
It’s snowing down south.
DENTURES DISCOVERED IN CHEESESTEAK
What’s the hubbub, GrubHub?
TSA FINDS SMOKE GRENADE IN JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER
Nice job, Skippy.
COLORADO MAN OPENS TRUCK DOOR, FINDS BEAR
Bad news – bear!
WEDDING PARTY SHOOTING OVER POOR MANNERS
For god’s sake, use a fork.
MEN CAUGHT BREAKING INTO PRISON
Unclear on the concept.