TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY CALLS FOR GYM WORKOUTS BEFORE BOARDING FLIGHTS
Like you don’t get enough steps at the airport.
JUDGE SAYS WOMAN CAN’T CHANGE HER NAME TO “DR”
Well, no duh.
MAN STEALS SAME CAR TWICE
He has a type.
FUTURE IN-LAWS PLAY PRANK ON BRIDE-TO-BE
Welcome to the family, sucker.
OZEMPIC FOR PETS IS COMING
Drugs fix everything.
RACCOON RANSACKS LIQUOR STORE, PASSES OUT
“The raccoon is noted for its intelligence.” – WIkipedia
OCEAN SPRAY CRANBERRY SAUCE CANS FULL OF WATER
Thanksgiving dinner ruined. RUINED!!