LITTLE LEAGUE PRESIDENT EMBEZZLED FUNDS
A league of his own.
AUDIO: TWO KIDS BREAK INTO SCHOOL USING PLASMA CANNON
Weird science, man.
NASA SEEKS VOLUNTEERS TO GO INTO LONG ISOLATION
Can we recommend people?
8 YEAR-OLD BOY IS THE BILLIONTH VISITOR AT DISNEYLAND***
***Not ACTUALLY the billionth visitor.
CANDY MAN CALLS POLICE ON HIMSELF
Since when is an old man offering kids candy considered suspicious?
MAN HAS CAR STOLEN WHILE HE’S BURGLARIZING STORE
No honor among thieves.
MAN WAKES UP TO A HOTEL ROOM FULL OF BATS
And not Louisville Sluggers.
NATHAN’S – YAWN – HOT DOG EATING CONTEST. MEH.
Pass the mustard.
“IT’S A SMALL WORLD” BURNS, BUT NOT ENOUGH
Better luck next time.