87-YEAR-OLD MAN WINS LOTTERY
It’s about time.
DRONE WITH A MAGNET DISARMS SUSPECT
Wolverine vs. Magneto, sort of.
DRIVER DOES DONUTS IN FRONT OF POLICE STATION
To impress a girl.
M&M’S DROPPING BLUE AND BROWN FOR AWHILE
Well doesn’t that just blow, pops?
PLUMBERS FIND DIAMOND RING DROPPED DOWN TOILET TEN YEARS EARLIER
So THAT’S where i left it!
SHELTER DOG SPEAKS SPANISH
¡Deja de follarme la pierna!
BRITISH SOCCER FANS DRINK 5,000 BEERS AT DALLAS BAR
“Amateurs.” – Scotland
THE REFLECTING POOL IS A-PEELING
Dirty pool.
GUNPOWDER IN A BLENDER EXPLODES
The more you know. 🌠🌈
HARVARD IS THE BESTEST UNIVERSITY
A guide to hire learning. (not a typo)