CHASE SUSPECT SHOOTS OUT HIS OWN TIRES

A high-speed chase in Des Moines, Iowa, ended when the suspect accidentally shot out his own tires. Police attempted to stop 24-year-old Taylor Parker for a traffic violation. Parker allegedly took off and led police on a short pursuit. While still driving, police say Parker threw a shotgun out of the car, and the gun then fired off a round, shooting out the tires of the car he was driving. He then jumped out of the car, took off on foot, and was eventually caught by the officer. Police say that Parker was found with a “significant quantity” of meth.
* Parker then cuffed himself, did his own fingerprints and booked himself into the jail.
* At least he’s got a great story for the rest of the prisoners.
* “What are you in for?” “Felony bad luck.”
* Sounds like we’ve got a trick shot artist here.
* The latest word is that car wants to testify against him in court.
* Cops are thinking, “Spike strips? We don’t need no stinking spike strips.”