"SMACK FOR A SNACK" AT DAY CARE CENTER

Officials in Lexington, Kentucky, are monitoring a day care center after an investigation found that employees required children to be hit before they could get a snack. Two male workers at New Creation Childcare made children line up and get hit on the legs or hands with a ruler to get some yogurt. At least two children had noticeable bruising as a result of playing “smack for a snack.” Police cited one of the employees for assault. Officials also found the day care’s storefront window shattered. Staff said one child had knocked another into the glass.
* The first rule of Fight Club is you do not baby talk about Fight Club.
* “Smack for a snack”? That’s harsher than their potty-training program, “Dookie for a cookie.”
* I got to say when I saw “smack” I thought the students had to kiss someone.
* How about instead of monitoring this place, they shut it down?
* I’m just glad the fast food industry doesn’t work like this.
* Although it sort of does at Taco Bell: “(burp) Thank you, sir, may I have another?”