TESLA DEPLOYS SELF-DRIVING “MAD MAX” MODE
Beyond Assholedome.
AUDIO: OFFICER TESTIFIES ON ZOOM CALL WITHOUT PANTS
That’s subpoenas!
LAB MONKEY TRUCK OVERTURNS
Less fun that a barrel of monkeys.
FLORIDA PUMPKIN SMASHER ARRESTED
Billy Corgan has a sad.
SAMSUNG REFRIGERATORS NOW RUNNING ADS
Yet they can’t make an icemaker that keeps up.
COUPLE BURGLES RESTAURANT, HAS SEX
But not in that order.
FUNERAL HOME HAS WRONG BODY ON DISPLAY
Switcheroo.