HOTEL ON THE MOON
Close to all the theme parks!
AUDIO: ANIMAL HOARDER: 300 RATS
Rats off to ya!
JUDGE IN TROUBLE FOR PAYING DEFENDANT’S $1 BAIL
Judge passes the buck.
TEACHER THROWS SHOE AT STUDENT
The shoe is on the other hand now, isn’t it.
WOMAN ATTACKS RIVAL AT GYM WITH FREE WEIGHTS
Weight Weight – Don’t Kill Me!
8-YEAR-OLDS STAGE HOCKEY FIGHT DURING PERIOD BREAK
Everyone into the penalty box!
GASOLINE MIXUP IN COLORADO
Many drivers are not filling well today.
CHOPPELGANGERS
“Someone who looks like you but slightly worse.”
REC CENTER EMPLOYEE STEALS $60 INSULATED CUP
Actual quote: “This cup would be great to hold my breast milk.”
WOMEN PASS COUNTERFEIT MONEY TO BURGER JOINTS
Robble robble robble robble…